Classic movies from hell
You've browsed through all of the American Film Institute lists, Best Picture winners and Sight & Sound polls, molding your soul and skin to become the quintessential cookie-cutter movie buff. You love Citizen Kane even though you've no idea what it's about; you found a way to justify the blackface in The Jazz Singer; you even use mysterious words like "Antonioni" and "Bergman" in everyday conversation.
Top 7
Things I wish I'd known as a first-year
7. High school popularity doesn't carry over 6. Western campus is not in Ohio 5. Wal-Mart sells guns 4. Nobody cares about you 3. Where to find my virginity 2. Swoop is a registered sex offender 1. Even RAs
Column
Fact or Fiction: the Class of 2012
If you're reading this article in hopes of gleaning some sort of new, groundbreaking insight on college transitions and the class of 2012, you should probably go find something better to do (might I suggest shucking corn or peeling layers of paint off of old shutters?).
Shenanigans
Dream Jobs: mail sorter
This fourth entry of "Dream Jobs" finds Amusement sitting down with Steven Hoffman, a mail sorter at Miami University's post office. Amusement: In your mail sorting, have you ever come across any ticking packages or any suspicious packages that make really weird sounds? Steven: No ticking packages, no buzzing packages -- but some pretty interesting ones.
Advertisement
Advertisement
Sections
Options
- Register
- Login
- About Us
- Message Board
- Events Calendar
- Letter to the Editor
- Classifieds
- Back Issues
- Search